What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 23:51
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”